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Vitruvian Spider

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  • $19

There's a lot of them, but the important thing is that they're all the same...or they're not. Or they kind of are, but they're all different, too.

Dimension-hopping logic isn't our strong suit.

This is an Apocalyptee original, designed by the always-amazing Panot Sonsuwon.