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On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. A thousand walls had fallen before him with a thundering 'OH, YEAH!!', and ours was no different.

Let's be honest...where there's walls that need bustin', the Kool-Aid Man's got quite an historical advantage over the creatures from Attack on Titan. After all...he's been delivering sugary deliciousness the hard way since 1979.